I I I EL Furniss,
at the break of dawn he stirs and creeps
little children in his dreams he reeps
you dont want to be down a dark passage with EL FURNISS
Thief and murder alike
Call up an amublance and return stolen bike
cuase you cant decieve, EL FURNISS
THEY SAY HES JUST A MAN
(OH WHAT A MAN)
WITH MORE THAN JUST A PLAN
(MOTHERFUCKERS GOT STRAIGHT UP BLUE PRINTS)
HE'LL TAKE YOU IN HIS HANDS
(OH HIS MOIST YET SUPPLE DUIBIOUSLY MANNLY HANDS)
AND MAKE COLD HARD LOVE TO YOU
(OH EL FURNISS)
FOR NO LADY CAN WITH STAND
EL FURNISS